[Verse 1]
Nah b**h we ain't ballin'
Can't afford to go all in
But I'm sure as hell we ain't falling
Off the top, like I'm on a co*k. Nah, I don't stop
And I won't pop, I'll lock tho and do drop
Cause I'm thick like a 3-inch dick, Girth
Been like this since my birth
Girls look at my fat a** when I pa** like I'm in a math cla**
Better Get your man he want a lap dance
But I told you f*ggots I'm pa**ed that, I fast act when I act fast
I f** first and I come last
I'm crap rapping like I took a sh** in a damn napkin
Presented it to your trans aunt Adkin
In return she gave me a lap dance and
That's what I call a transaction (damn)
But she blew me over like Baghdad and
Left me like Jamal's black dad did. (damn)
[Verse 2]
I don't know if you know this, or if you ever even noticed
When I go outside I look homeless, But I'm not broke
Like I got a phone, and I own it. Often alone and I'm dozing
Cause I don't even really got sh** to do
Yea I write but it don't mean sh** to you
I do this for you. And ya'll f**er's gon' laugh at it
Don't give a f** so have at it. no care for words
Only the beat so dance f*g with your pants sagging
Move drag get your hands clapping
To the beat of all the damn fans rapping
All these dudes be on dick and no hetero
Sexual, pretend they get all sensual and sensitive
You down to f**, said negative
Cosby'd my drink with sedatives, not medicine
Pled the feds but the bed had the benefit of no evidence
Now I'm hesitant, to start sh** with this negligent resident
So basically the lesson is, to not go to a dance party
With a ma** army of fat bodies surrounding you
One might end up arousing you
And end up asking around for you
After that, they want a round from you
Two words Personal experience, It really is delirious
Seriously furious. But I guess then if you're curious
You could go ahead I don't recommend
I think you need s** ed, if you want head and to get fed
But oh well, Instead of messing with sh**-heads
I'll stick to jerking off in bed