Linda slept with Larry Too much booze from the Cash and Carry Tears well in their eyes The strip turns blue: surprise, surprise! Your bank balance took a dint And now you're Rupert Grint Nappies cost a bob or two You wish you were Doctor Who Travelling back in time (in time, in time) Try'na make your life seem fine (see fine, seem fine) Gypsy Rose Lee (Rose Lee, Rose Lee) Would've said you're gonna rip your johnny Ain't your fault love, oh no Ain't your fault fella, oh no Ain't your fault love, oh no You ain't no fortune teller, oh no Ain't your fault love Ain't your fault fella Ain't your fault love You ain't no fortune teller If you had a crystal ball Would you make a different call? Now you're on the family ladder
And your babba's shouting mamma and dadda Travelling back in time (in time, in time) Try'na make your life seem fine (see fine, seem fine) Gypsy Rose Lee (Rose Lee, Rose Lee) Ain't your fault love, oh no Ain't your fault fella, oh no Ain't your fault love, oh no You ain't no fortune teller, oh no Ain't your fault love Ain't your fault fella Ain't your fault love You ain't no fortune teller Teller Teller Ain't your fault fella Fella Ain't no fortune teller Teller Ain't your fault love, oh no Ain't your fault fella, oh no Ain't your fault love, oh no You ain't no fortune teller, oh no Ain't your fault love Ain't your fault fella Ain't your fault love You ain't no fortune teller