Just saw Pizza Hut smashed to the ground
Burger King annihilated, never to be found
There's blood on the windows of Primark and Next
It's the end of the world, send your final text
Cos you might be next
Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab
Earth is covered in a mutant scab
Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab
Fast food mutant, attack attack attack attack attack attack attack
Vaporised police, mutilated looters
No more commuters
The end of computers!
Take 30 Nytol, sleep through your d**h
But there's no more Boots or Superdrug left
There's nothing left
Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab
Earth is covered in a mutant scab
Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab
Fast food mutant, attack attack attack attack attack attack attack
Attack attack attack attack attack attack attack
When your starving pitbull starts to eat your leg
You have to watch your children beg and beg
Your head starts spinning, like you're Linda Blair
You realise that it's a nightmare, a high street nightmare
Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab
Earth is covered in a mutant scab
Attack of the mutant 50ft kebab
Fast food mutant, attack attack attack attack attack attack attack
Attack attack attack attack attack attack attack