I woke this morning
I went downstairs to find a note
It said she's leaving
I felt all my dreams had come at once
She took my clothes
My pa**port and my papers
And then she told my darkest secrets
To the neighbors
'Cause when she left, she wasn't alone
Somebody else had taken my throne
Was it a man or could I be wrong?
It was a woman who looked just like James Bond
And when I find them
I'll wish them both the best of luck
Before I do that
I'll put the cyanide in their lunch
She took my clothes
My pa**port and my papers
And then she told my darkest secrets
To the neighbors
'Cause when she left, she wasn't alone
Somebody else had taken my throne
Was it a man or could I be wrong?
It was a woman who looked just like James Bond