[Brak] Say that I'm a silly so and so [Zorak] So and so... [Brak] Tell me I'm not clever, cute or cool [Zorak] Cool... [Brak] Tromp on my big toe Darling, I still love you so I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool I know that I embara** you sometimes [Zorak] All the times... [Brak] Like when I threw your mom into the pool [Zorak] Mom... [Brak] I yell a lot And you can't understand a word I say But, hey, I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool I remember the night we met
It was in a laundromat [Zorak] You came into to wash your feet She was eating a pile of meat [Brak] And that as they say was that Oh... At the moment I am indisposed [Zorak] Indisposed... [Brak] But when and if someday I get set free [Zorak] Free...take me [Brak] We'll find a little cottage With a swingset and a slide And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be [Zorak] Somebody...please k** me