[Spoken - AdLib]
Well Hello Folks
Welcome To Club Gigolette
Hello Boys-Boys How You Doing
You Doing All Right
Remember That Couple In Here
Celebrating Their 50th Wedding Anniversary
50 Years - Most Criminal Don' Get That Long
Anyway - Not That I'm Nosy But I Heard Them
Talking About That New Sex Pill
What's It's Called?
Viagra! That's Right Viagra!
Well As I Recall The Conversation
Went Something Like This
[Verse 1]
Mary Said To John
Let's Get It On
You Know Just What I'm After
Make Me Moan Be My Love Cyclone
We'll Do It One Time Then Once Thereafter
John Said To Mary
My Situation's Scary
It Seems I've Lost My Male Libido
It's Getting Sad Far Worse That Bad
I Can't Get A Rise Down In My Speedo
[Verse2]
Mary Said To John
That's No Problem
I Know What You Need
To Pull Your Trigger
Love Potion In Mind Beats Number 9
It Will Renew Your Vim & Vigor
John Said With Glee
Oh Lay It On Me
I Can't Wait To Do The Nasty
Said Mary Better Get Ready
Cause This Stuf Works Pretty Fasty
[Chorus]
Viagra Viagra New Age Miracle Drug
Viagra Viagra Puts Juice In Your Spark Plug
Viagra Viagra Will Boost A Limp Sex Life
For The First Time Since She's Married
An Orgasm For The Wife
For The First Time Since She's Married
An Orgasm For The Wife
[Verse 3]
Now Mary & John
They Got It On
They Went At It Twenty Four Seven
Several Days Did Pa**
John Still Has Gas
He Drove Mary Straight To Heaven
From Dusk Til Dawn
Lovemaking Went On
John Humping Like A Bunny
Mary Said John You're The Best
Then John Clutched His Chest
And Said Wait A Second Honey
[Chorus]
Viagra Viagra New Age Miracle Drug
Viagra Viagra Puts Juice In Your Spark Plug
Viagra Viagra Will Boost A Limp Sex Life
For The First Time Since She's Married
An Orgasm For The Wife
For The First Time Since She's Married
An Orgasm For The Wife
[Verse 4]
Now John Did Croak
And That's No Joke
Don't Take Viagra When You Take Nitro
Doctor Did Confide - John Instantly Died
His Penis Put Up Quite A Fight Though
Said Mary Poor Me I'm Seventy Three
My Sex Life Will Suffer Plenty
But John's Estate Will Help Me Rate
A Boy Toy About Nineteen Or Twenty
[Chorus]
Viagra Viagra New Age Miracle Drug
Viagra Viagra Puts Juice In Your Spark Plug
Viagra Viagra Will Boost A Limp Sex Life
For The First Time Since She's Married
An Orgasm For The Wife
For The First Time Since She's Married
An Orgasm For The Wife
[Verse 5]
You Take Just One Pill
And You Make Love At Will
With Viagra
It Gives A Kick Start
To A Guy's Private Part
It's Viagra
Viagra
For Sex They'll Nag Ya
You Men Should Shag Ya
A Bottle Of Viagra
[END]