(Tell ya about Kyle's momma) (Straight outta tailer, Joe C) Kyle's Momma is a big fat b**h
She's the biggest b**h I know and she stinks like sh**
Remember back in the day when she was skinny
Now she's fugly but still think she's pretty I just laugh and walk on past
sayin "sh** God Damn thats a big fat a**"
f** that s*ut
she's a big fat trick
but I still let her s** this 10 foot dick Joe C
I'm a crazy hit
down with Kid Rock and his South Park clique
I don't know much, but I know this sh**
Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h
She's a three toed, stank a**, cross-eyed b**h My homie named Kyle lives up the block
he's got a big fat mom, that s**s my co*k
non-stop she's a sight to see
a real sloppy b**h
does right by me
she might be the best s** in the mountains
10 times a week
but sh**, who's countin'?
I'm astounded by the things she does
she's the s**inest, f**inest, freak there ever was
she ain't a s*ut
she's a super groupy
and I past that b**h around like a dooby
I don't know much, but I know this
Kyle's mom is a big fat b**h Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h
She's a three toed, stank a**, cross-eyed biiitch (Tell 'em Joe) I'm Joe C
The C stands for Cool
I might be a f**
But I ain't no fool
I just rode from South Park to Golda
Cuz Kyle's mom's trippin' on X, so I bulled her
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that
little freak a** pimp, but you know that
I just mad, caught tracks like a puppy
Colorado b**hes ain't sh** but yuppies
Whuddup, I'm the J-O-E
To the motha f**in sea in the place to be
I don't know what, but I know this
Kyle's momma is a big fat biaaaaatch Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h
Kyle's momma is a big fat b**h
She's a three toed, stank a**, cross-eyed biiiiiiiiiiitch (Heheheh... yup) (unknown chatter) (This goes out to al the fat b**hes in the world) (unknown chatter)