Phillip: Shut your f**ing face Uncle f**a
You're a co*k-s**ing a**-licking Uncle f**a
You're an Uncle f**a, yes it's true
Nobody f**s Uncle's quite like you
Terrance: Shut your f**ing face Uncle f**aaa
You're the one that f**ed your Uncle
Uncle f**aaa
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just f** your Uncle all day long
( farting )
Terrance: Hmmm
( farting )
Terrance and Phillip: Ahhahaha
Ranger: What's going on here?
( farting )
Towns People: f**a, f**a Uncle f**a Uncle f**a, f**a f**a
Terrance and Phillip: Shut you're f**ing face Uncle f**a
You're a bo*er biting ba*tard, Uncle f**a
Phillip: You're an Uncle f**a I must say
Terrance: Well you f**ed you're Uncle yesterday
Terrance and Phillip: Hahahaha
Uncle f**a, that's: U-N-C-L-E
fu*k YOU
Uncle f**aaaaaaa
Terrance: s** my balls