Well, Kyle's Mom's a b**h, she's a big fat b**h,
she's the biggest b**h in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid b**h if there ever was a b**h,
she's a b**h to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a b**h, on Tuesday she's a b**h,
and Wednesday to Saturday she's a b**h,
then on Sunday just to be different she's a
super King Kamehameha beotch!
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
she's the biggest b**h in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old b**h and she has stupid hair,
she's a b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h,
b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h
she's a stupid b**h, WHOOO!
Kyle's Mom's a b**h and she's just a dirty b**h,
talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this! (sings in Chinese) (sings in French) (sings in Dutch) (sings in Swahili)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
she's the biggest b**h in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old b**h and she has stupid hair,
she's a b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h,