Cartman: You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.
Kyle: Shut up Carman!
Cartman: Kyle's mom is the one that started that damn club all because she's a big fat stupid b-
Kyle: Don't say it Cartman!
Cartman: WEEEEELLLLL
Kyle: Don't do it Cartman!
cartman: WEEELLLLLL
Kyle: I'm warning you!
Cartman: Ok ok
Kyle: I'm getting pretty sick of him calling my mom a-
Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a b**h she's a big fat b**h, she's the biggest b**h in the whole wide world she's a stupid b**h if there ever was a b**h, she's a b**h to all the boys and girls
Kyle: SHUT YOUR fu*kING MOUTH CARTMAN!
Cartman: On Monday she's a b**h, on Tuesday she's a b**h, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a b**h, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king kamaya-maya bee-atch!
Cartman: Come on you all know the words!Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest b**h in the whole wide world she's a mean old b**h and she has stupid hair she's a b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h she's a stupid b**h! Kyle's mom's a b**h and she's just a dirty b**h!
Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(african kids)
Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest b**h in the whole wide world she's a mean old b**h and she has stupid hair, she's a b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h
(crowd:gasp)
Cartman: b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h b**h she's stupid b**h
Stan: Uhh Cartman
Cartman: Kyle's mom's a b**h and she's just a dirty b**h!
I really mean it Kyle's mom
She's a big fat stinky b**h!
Big old fat f**ing b**h!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!