Two tablespoons of cinnamon and two or three egg whites
A half a stick of bu*ter melted
Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour, you'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Ooh, s** on my chocolate salted balls
Stick 'em in your mouth, and s** em
s** on my chocolate salted balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So s** on my balls
Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate and a half a cup of brandy
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three fifty and give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
s** on my chocolate salted balls (s** 'em now)
Put 'em in your mouth, and s** em
s** on my chocolate salted balls
They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber
s** on my balls
Hey, wait a minute, what's that smell
Smell like something burning
Well, that don't confront me now
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion
Oh man baby, baby, you just burned my balls!
Come, my balls on fire
Have mercy baby, my balls are burning
Give me some water, pour some water on me
My balls are burning, oh my goodness
I'm blowin' I'm blowin' them, do something
Ooh, s** on my chocolate salted balls (s** F 'em now)
Put 'em in your mouth and s** 'em, they're on fire baby
s** on my chocolate salted balls (s** 'em now)
Put 'em out baby, blow 'em
Oh, s** on my balls baby, s** on my balls baby
s** on my red hot salted chocolate balls
Come on baby, woo, woo, s** on my balls