[South Park Mexican:]
I'm in a candy binz fancy lens
f**in' with this muthaf**in' bad a** b**h
With fat a** tits, big ol' a**
I come from the head 'cause I think so fast
I'm the 1 & not the 2
Smoke pep lepu make revenu
Oh, western you sent me cash
I make my dough & I pay the tax
I pay uncle sam, I pay my band
I buy everybody that chimmy chang
I mean chicken wang, rice & gravy
I'm a throw a chicken wing at my lady
'Cause she pissed me off with all that hate
Now she's in the closet duck taped
What's crackulatin' what's ovulatin'
I'm a do boys like?multipaytin'?
I'm the Boss while boys gettin' f**ed off
I'm a high powered people man playin' golf
Tryin' to put but still I'm thuggin'
My golf club sett cost $4500
Love it, leave it, lose it I'm a keep it
I made it in this rap game 'cause I cheated
I told my genie make my albums sell
He said you already used your 3 wishes in hell.
Remember your 1st wish behind them bars?
You wished that you could f** the security guard?
Well, I hypnotized her & let you f** her
You ate that b**h like she was supper
Then your 2nd wish was to f** her again
Then your 3rd Wish was to get out the pen
Now this makes 4 but f** it I'll do it
I'm a even have you on Steven's impruid
So even though you sound like sh** & can't rap
You gon' be the biggest f**in' rapper on the map.
You mean all that stupid sh** that I write?
People gon' actually think it's tight?
That's right, plus you'll be the CEO
But stop wastin' money on this Cleo
Okay I'm a call José & tell him to call the stations never gave us no play
& see what they say maybe it'll work
& if it don't f** it I'll make my gun squirt
Y'all should join me my skin is oily
Y'all don't want no beat, probly soy beat
No serloin I flip a coin
I saw her tits & my dick went boing
At the car show it's a 3rd annual.
I'm chillin' with my boy who Jack Daniel's
I'm mixin' with a splash of coke
My girl mad 'cause I bust a nut in one stroke
I'm a 'loc gangsta shoot 'em up k**er
There's Something About Mary like Ben Stiller
I'm a Thriller chiller like to fight in maniller
I got the tooth fairy tryin' to reach under my pillow
I'm sorry I didn't know it was you
She was puttin' $10 for my daughter's tooth
I picked her up & took her to the hospital
She flew out my car I said "This is impossible!"
I got out & said "You should go to the doctor
You lost alot of blood dumb b**h I just shot ya"
She flew past a tree looked at me & said
"Y'all won't be gettin' a nickle for none of y'all's teeth"
Aw that ain't right let's make a truce
My little boy Los got 2 teeth loose
& he needs the money for a remote controlled car
I spent all my cash at the a** naked bar
So I really need you to come through with that change
I'm sorry about the dress & all the blood stains.
Ohh please I'm on my knees
I'm teachin' my son his ABC's
I'm just a damn fool
I fight my pitbull
He k**ed a dog that belonged to Moham Mitchell
But he lost his last fight & lost his eye sight
& now my dog's blind I hope you don't mind
I know I'm dead wrong
Come from the head strong
I hit my red bong
This song is so long
I'm talkin' nonsense
On freestyle project's
So check what's on next
I love you God bless. [laugh]