I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
my words are a matter od pride
It's clear from your vacant expressions
the lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking kings and sucessios
Even you can't be caught unawares
So prepare fr a chance of a lifetime
Be perpared for sensational news
A shining for a sensational news
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at lats I am given my dues!
and injustice delicously squared
Be prepared!
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh!)
Meticulous planning
(We'll have food)
Tenacity spanning
(Lots of food)
Decades of denial
(we repeat)
Is simpily why I'll
(endless meat)
Be king unisputed
(Aaaaaaaaaaah!)
Respested, Saluted
(Aaaaaaaaaaah!)
Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepaered!
(repeat)
It's great that we'll soon be connecte
Witha king who'll be all time adored
Of course, quid pro quo, you'er expected
To take certaint duties on board
The featuer is littered with prizes
And though I'm at the main adressee
The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sinff without me
So prepare for the coup of the century