by Daphne Rubin-Vega, Stephanie Beatriz, Dascha Polanco, Leslie Grace & Melissa Barrera
[DANIELA]
Gorgeous!
[CARLA]
Linda!
[CARLA/DANIELA/CUCA]
Tell me something I don't know!
[VANESSA]
Vieja!
[DANIELA]
Sucia!
[CARLA]
Cabrona!
[CARLA/VANESSA/DANIELA/CUCA]
Tell me something I don't know!
[CARLA]
A little off the top!
[DANIELA]
A little off the side!
[NINA]
A little bit of news you've heard around the barrio!
[ALL]
Tell me something I don't know!
[DANIELA]
Bueno
You didn't hear this from me!
But some little birdie told me
Usnavi had sex with Yolanda!
[NINA/CARLA/CUCA]
No me diga!
[VANESSA]
Ay, no! He'd never go out with a skank like that!
Please, tell me you're joking!
[DANIELA]
Okay!
Just wanted to see what you'd say!
[CARLA, spoken]
Oh ho, Dani!
[CARLA/NINA/DANIELA/CUCA]
Tell me something I don't know!
Mmm-hmm-mmm…
[VANESSA, spoken]
What? I don't care!
[ALL]
Ay, bendito!
[DANIELA]
So, Nina, I hear you been talking to Benny
[NINA]
And what do you hear?
[DANIELA]
I hear plenty!
They say he's got quite a big… taxi!
[CARLA/VANESSA/CUCA]
No me diga!
[NINA]
Okay! I don't wanna know where you heard all that!
[CARLA]
I don't think I know what you mean…
[DANIELA]
Carla! He's packing a stretch limousine!
[VANESSA/DANIELA/NINA/CUCA]
Tell me something I don't know!
[CARLA]
Long as he keeps it clean!
[NINA/VANESSA/DANIELA/CUCA]
Ay dios mio!
[DANIELA]
Nina, seriously, we knew you'd be the one to make it out!
[VANESSA]
I bet you impressed them all out west;
You were always the best, no doubt!
[CARLA]
We want front row seats to your graduation—
[DANIELA]
They'll call your name—
[DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA/CUCA]
And we'll scream and shout!
[They cheer]
[NINA, spoken]
Guys, I dropped out.
[DANIELA/CARLA/VANESSA/CUCA, spoken]
No me diga?!
[NINA, spoken]
I should go.
[DANIELA, spoken]
Well, that's a sh*tty piece of news.
[VANESSA, spoken]
What the hell happened?
[DANIELA]
I don't know…
[DANIELA/CARLA]
I don't know
[DANIELA]
I don't know...
[CARLA/VANESSA/CUCA]
Tell me something I don't know!
[ALL]
Qué sé yo?