This is the man that I plan to entangle
Isn't he fine?
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle
Vengeance was mine
But I
The name I made I'll trade for his
The only trouble is...
I
She is the one she's such wonderful fun
Such pa**ion and grace
Warm in the night when I
In her tight--
embrace,
Tight embrace
I
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that--
No.
I
Both: 'cause there's
Nothing to tell
He snores
She wheezes
Say "housework," and he freezes
She eats these Skeezy cheeses
That I can't describe
I talk,
He breezes
She doesn't know
What please is
His penis got diseases
From a chumash tribe
The vibe gets kind of scary
Like she thinks I'm ordinary
Like it's all just temporary
Like her toes are kind of hairy
But it's all very well
'Cause, god knows,
I'll never tell
When things get rough
He just hides behind his Buffy
Now look, he's getting huffy
'Cause he knows that I know
She clings,
She's needy
She's also really greedy
She never--
His eyes are beady
This is my verse,
Hello? She--
Look at me!
I'm dancin' crazy!
You know
You're quite the charmer
My knight in armour
You're the cutest of the scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet supple--
Tight embrace
He's swell
She's sweller
He'll always be my feller
That's why I
Tell her that I
I
There's wedding
Then betrayal
I know there'll come the day
I'll want to run and hide
I lied
I said it's easy
I
But there's these fears I can't quell
Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Will I look good when I
Will our lives become too stressful
If I
When I get so worn and wrinkly
That I look like David Brinkley
Am I crazy?
Am I dreamin'?
Am I marrying
A demon?
We could
Really raise the beam
In makin' marriage a hell
So, thank god,
I'll never tell
I swear
That I
My lips
Are sealed
I take the fifth
Nothing to see,
Move it along
I
Tell