[Intro]
f** that love sh**
What beat is this again? Birdman?
Like real talk, shout out to Soulja Boy
He like my favorite rapper, n***a, n***a
n***a, don't tell nobody, n***a, n***a
[Hook]
Watch me, wa-watch me, watch me, wa-watch me do that Soulja man
Watch me, wa-watch me, watch me, wa-watch me do that soda can
Well not really the soda can... no h*mo man
Watch me, wa-watch me, watch me
[Verse 1]
b**h, I spit that swine flu
Where the f** the bird go?
I can do a Scorpio make her feel like a Virgo
Get in her horizons, turn her upsides vertical
Insides out, spill green sh**, Kermit ho
Watch her birdwalk, hit the p**y now she pigeon toed
The sh** is on point like a sharp set of pinnacles
All I need is a box of Mike & Ike's and I'm in the zone
A n***a never shaded, but I spit that window tinted flow
Tell her give me neck like I'm hanging off a pendant, ho
And women are deceitful, I don't trust them independent hoes
Really don't wanna say it, but I spit it how the b**hes like it
Whatever it takes for a n**ie to get them panty hose
Only give a f** about a few I ain't f**ed yet
Majority of 'em seem to get crazy when you touch checks
Never could tie me down, but always seem to want that tux s**
Begging me can I come over 'fore I even nut yet
Chief in this b**h like the Florida Seminoles do it
She just wanna get me off and fill her with seminal fluid
Ooh, girl you nasty. She just pretend to be cool
And her walls are just a wall 'til I'm actually sending him through it
[Verse 2]
I'm kiddin', n***a
I don't even know nothin' 'bout that though
I'm just a goofy a** goof troop n***a
Put it in her mouth, I mouth that ho
No, I'm just joking, mutha f**a, all jokes
Or am I serious? Put a b**h on all fours
Let her s** on my slope, Y-M-X Plus B
f** her like a n***a just popped a ecstasy
J-E-T-double T double U, make her feel like a double date
Blow me like excess weed
Turn her ice cream p**y to vanilla shake
Hit it until the lead will break
Sweaty from the s** next week
That means I didn't even do it yet
A n***a havin' movie s**, call it Final Fantasy
And even when I fantasize, she already feel me though
Drill her, yo. n***a get head like a penny, yo
Do it for the city, yo
I don't even really know
T-L-C, never f** with a silly ho
n***a, no, get up in the puddy, then I giddy go
Hit the sh**, film the sh**, put it in a video
n***a got a sweet tooth for the kitty cat
Put it in my face, move it back, n***a Scooby snack
Little Tweety, muh f**, I saw the puddy cat
Slide right in, now I'm feeling like a b**by trap
Take it off the shelf, mutha f**a never put it back
Hit it in the trunk, blow the engine like the hood and back
Take it to the hood and back, one time for a n***a
p**y like Goldilocks, jump up in the porridge n***a
Leak it over, leave it pouring n***a
Like her water broke, baby born, n***a
I'm kidding, of course my n***a
I stick to the puddy like the chord my n***a
[Bridge]
I buss that p**y open like a f**in' fortune cookie
Buss that p**y open like a f**in' fortune cookie
Put my tongue in it and I wonder what my fortune would be
Just buss that p**y open like a f**in' fortune cookie!
[Verse 3]
It's J...E-double T, double U-O
And a n***a so fresh like I'm covered in soap
Even when a n***a not fresh though
Still spit heat, n***a no hot breath though
Haters throw salt, n***a I am not pretzels
f** them b**hes with a condom, no V.D
Y'all see me, he beating this beat up
Drum on the b**hes like Marquis Veasey
Holla at my n**ie though, spit that little kiddie flow
Have you ever seen a n**ie drown in a mini-boat?
That's my little n**ie from the S.D
Drop the "T" in STD if you didn't know
This is a Soulja Boy beat
And I'm painting perfect pictures on my polaroid sheeit
I mean sheet... I mean, aww f** it never mind me
Just hop on the broomstick, Hermione
See in my mind, I'm on a island breeze
With a little beige thang drinking China Tea
Jet 2 and I don't f** around
I'm so fly even when I touch her down, she is upward bound