Teacher:
Well then boys and girls
Who is that over there?
Dirt Dee:
Well who's that it's me. The Dirt D-e-e.
They're like lol, he's funny. Yeah OMG.
I got my head in the kitchen sink,
Throwing up my liquor drink (Don't Bother trying to holler)
Could give a (what?) what you b**hes think
I'm doing it better then all of the rest of the rappers
I'm making kind of a b**h to beat me
Ya I'm laughing while running the city
Yes it's kind of fun in the sun
And you kiddies this is just a sneak peak
Ya my conscience never stopped me from sinning
It only stopped me from enjoying my city
Ya follow me from the beginning
Been a long ride hasn't it? No
It's been a long ride hasn't it? Yeah
It's been a long time coming
You see expect the unexpected, advice rejected
If I follow that advice the unexpected is expected
How pathetic? It's upsetting watching you drown
Just know the name, respect game, when you in my town
A Def:
I'm that big buck hunter, my guns are for sport
My people got my back, my lumbar support
Working hard in the yard, not sub-par report
Eight mother f**ers in one car for tour
The batteries are dead. Jump! Jump!
Grab em by the head and proceed to pump
Anything you need indeed, I'll hook it up
In the kitchen with the pots and pans, I cook it up
It's my choice the future way this right now
I need a break, take a rest, if I could just lie down
So my reflection in the mirror was just like "BLAW"
C'mon you're acting like a little b**h right now
Yeah, I'm from the place where people never really do sh**
We looked at each other and said "f** it, let's do this"
Cuz if you're living with no risk, you're useless
Hopelessly holding on, no excuses
Dirt Dee:
God damn, I'm gonna get it
Going Ham, Miss piggy
I'm the man, up in my city
You aint, aint that a biddy
You were going right steady, rolling in with my bros
And we hara**ed the chicken heads
To be the dick in the shows
I got a big mouth yeah, girls giggle when I can't spit
Like what is it? How it be like? And who you came with?
No changes, holler at the baller girl while wiling out
Pull up in my hooptie, bunch of groupies drunk, piling out
A-Def:
Smile about the fact, the fact you don't give a sh**
You made your bed and now you gotta live with it
Aligned and I'm trying to die in a fiery pit.
I won't deny it, why you lying and trying to be hip?
I won't rely on it the tiniest bit
I ain't finding the perfect alignment for when I finally click
So why you trying this sh**? Quit trying to fit
Nine lives into one, dying, you find it a b**h
Dirt Dee:
I find it a b**h, until I'm finally rich
And when I am?
I'll probably buy a f**ing island with it, I'm lying.
I'll probably end dying eyeing a room with a b**h
Slanging awake in a Motel 8, just trying the sh** (It's sick)
A Def:
Alrighty miss, you can add the prefix
The futures right these days, so you can see this
Indeed it's not that bad, don't believe it
You are not your mom and dad, you're the remix
Yeah. Yo the remix. Rap, wrap, rap. Yo the remix