[Intro]
Now a days
They trying to make me feel guilty for being a grown a** man
Well here's what I got to say to that sh**
[Verse 1: Soul Khan]
Now peep the opening shot, I'm like Stallone when he stopped
And turned his hat backwards back in Over the Top
I ain't the greatest alive, but I'm the closest you got
So set's have a toast, Jack and Coke on the rocks
These cabbage patch kids want to play with the grown ups
I got a hernia from how they hanging on Soul's nuts
I gotta get mine, ain't no way I'm a hold up
My cake will get swoll up like Raven Simone's gut
I'll body anybody, bring your roster on
Homie, your arms are too short to box with Khan
I'm a Congo gorilla in gentleman's clothes
Stepping on toes, no matter the status or spot they on
[Hook x2]
That's why I get love from the DJ Booth
Real sh** always comes from the DJ Booth
Soul Khan and Brown Bag run the DJ Booth
So think twice before you even touch the DJ Booth
[Verse 2: Soul Khan]
This ain't rapping, this is Soul Hop
Your pretty boy swag is sounding pretty post-op
b**h, you'd give you a bl**job
To any photog-rapher that could get you on a known blog
I'm irreplaceable cause of my way with words
Yes, a Raging Bull among the grazing herd
Beef? We're cow tipping, so leave or now
It's a different ball game and we using brains for nerf
And you'll never find my dick in no Kat Stacks pigeon
I'd rather take a sh** with my a** crack missin
I spit it for Richard Pryor, I spit it for Red Fox
I don't spit for white women with dreadlocks
Can't talk about my shoes, that's a waste of a spin
I'd prefer to paint a picture of the places they've been
From Holland to Harlem, cheerin', When they see that I'm appearin'
sh**, even the hard of hearing caught my name on the wind
[Hook x2]
[Outro: Soul Khan]
Shout out to DJBooth.net
DJ Z, Jenny Hendrix, Joe Rogan
The homie Scarface, Chamillionaire what up?
John Cena, Russell Brand, I see you homie
The makers of the refrigerator for keeping my food cold
For whoever's gonna pick up my trash tomorrow
And a bunch of other motherf**ers
Who couldn't make it onto this very exclusive list
God bless y'all and motherf**in' good night, peace