Panda-ghost-face Oh, dear me I do still ponder on The old "first question" I ever raised Was by mistake, a "singular" one. Handsome and straight I only detect the safety of denial The "masculinear", slap in the face There are some tears I shall never cry Brothers in arms I tend to ignore I am sadly waving a sigh From the other shore It is by far not an easy thing To delight the barrent heart Of the Virgin Queen. There is not a man walking this earth That I would like to watch I do not care about your pretty face I never thought about your crotch! I do not marvel at your body Be it athletic or fat I do not long for your sick kiss There is no room for you in my bed! There's no magic-man wandering here, Who's wand I'd want to touch! Well, I don't mind a handsome face But none shall ever make me blush! I never bowed before a statue For I'm the Gorgon's work of art, I am not dying to be kissed There's no fire in my well-sedated heart Sailors, soldiers, cops and rangers And fire-fighters too ... Some like a man in uniform, well, I confess ... I do.
Auf Pfederucken wohnt das Gluck Schau, dieser hengst ist gut bestuckt! It is, by far, not an easy thing To delight the heart of the Virgin Queen Oh, sailors, soldiers, cops, and rangers Fire-fighters too Some like a man in uniform And our queen does too. But she is married to the throne The royal sceptre that she holds She made the greatest sacrifice For the poses she's destined to strike! We're sailors, soldiers, cops and rangers, Fire-fighters too, We're marching men in uniform Our queen is fair and true Oh, she's so lonely on her throne Cold is the sceptre that she holds She made the greatest sacrifice For the poses that she's destined to strike Brothers in arms I tend to ignore, I am sadly waving a sigh from the other shore It is by far not an easy thing To delight the barren heart of the Virgin Queen Brothers in arms she tends to ignore She is sadly waving a sigh From the other shore It is by far not an easy thing To delight the barren heard Of the Virgin Queen ...