[Intro]
Hey, yeah
[Verse 1]
Carjack used to fix flat tires
Cadillac used to be a Benz
Big joints never gotcha higher
Freebase cost you in the end
[Chorus 1]
I'm just a no-name reporter
I wish I had nothing to say
Looking through my new camcorder
Trying to find a crime that pays
I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruining my world today
[Verse 2]
He's gay, used to mean he's happy
Nowadays happy ain't allowed
You're played, used to mean top forty
Now forty days of being played ain't proud
[Chorus 1]
[Chorus 2]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
[Verse 3]
Safe s** used to mean no babies
When intercourse used to mean fun
If I had fifteen ladies
I would only f** with one
I get hit by a mortar, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruining my world today
[Chorus 2]