The dolls have burnt down the dolls house
The Chessmen have been put to the sword
The Droughts are forming a coven
Peter Pan is sleeping with who*es
The man in the moon, oh where did he go
It's rumored some astronauts were seen digging a hole
The Daleks are on the council
Action Man likes little boys
The Moomins they worship Satan
The Wombles have been humanely destroyed
The man in the moon, oh where did he go
It's rumored some astronauts were seen digging a hole
The 3 bears share more than porridge
Biggles is bankrupt and sleeps in his car
Janet sells smack from her basement
While John's a people trafficker
Noddy he makes snuff movies
Rupert bear hung himself from a tree
Andy Pandy he is on steroids
The famous five are on a murder spree
The man in the moon, oh where did he go
It's rumored some astronauts were seen digging a hole
We are easily brought and so easily sold
England expects you to do as you're bloody well told