[Verse 1]
So of course you were supposed to call me tonight
You were supposed to call me tonight
We would have gone to the cinema
And after that to the restaurant
The one you like in your street
We would have slept together
Have a nice breakfast together
And then a walk in the park together
How beautiful is that?
You would have said I love you
In the cutest place on earth
Where some bu*terflies are dancing with the fairies
I would have waited like a week or two
But you never tried to reach me
No, you never called me back
You were dating the bleach blond girl
If I find her I swear, I swear
[Chorus]
I'll k** her
I'll k** her
She stole my future
She broke my dream
I'll k** her
I'll k** her
She stole my future
When she took you away
[Verse 2]
I would have met your friends
We would have had a drink or two
They would have liked me
Cause sometimes I'm funny
I would have met your dad
I would have met your mom
She would have said
Please can you make some beautiful babies?
So we would have had a boy called Tom
And a girl called Susan born in Japan
I said it was a love story
But you don't want to get involved
I said it was a love story
But you're not ready for that
Me neither
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
She's a b**h, you know
All she's got is blondness
Not even tenderness
Yeah, she's clever-less
She'll dumped your a** for a model called Brandon
He will pay for beautiful surgery because he's full of money
I would have waited like a week or two
But you never tried to reach me
No, you never called me back
You were dating the b**h blond girl
And if I find her I swear
You know I swear
[Chorus x2]
[Bridge]
Man, I told you
You know if I find her
I, really, I, I mean
I'll k** her for real
Cause that's for sure
[Outro]
You have to know
I mean, eh, you know I can do it
Man, I'll k** her