[Intro: Poots]
Uh, eh uh, hi
I don't really know what I'm rapping about
But I'm I'm going and I'm like
Gramps told me not to crash
Told pops to f** his own a**!
[Chorus: Young Vein & Uncle Bill]
I saw titties on my vacation
Saw my nuts thought they was raisins
Name on Xbox is LeeroyJenkins
I keep stroking to different faces
GREG P*TTS
McDonough's nuts could fill a lobby!
Cory gets hard when he sees Bobby!
He then jacks off at Blu Wasabi!
It's turned into a f**ing hobby!
He jacks off at Blu Wasabi!
[Verse 1: Young Vein]
I'm thinking about going in, I'm not really sure
This is my first freestyle ever for the record
So I'm gonna take it off, I might go off I'm not sure
I might just cough too
We're about to see, so uh
Let's take it from here
My nuts are really big
I call them big fig
I'm going in
I just took a sh**
My sh** looks like pigs
My pigs look like sh**s
My piggies are purple
And purple is kurple
Purple is kurple and kurple is purple
This is a paradox so call the boondocks
I'm taking my socks and taking them shots
I'm taking them shots and taking them punches
I'm taking them punches so call me Rocky
And if I'm Rocky they're pretty co*ky
All this trash I'm about to pa**
(?)
I digress, so let's get back to the
Punches
If I'm punching, then, I'm thinking about lunching
If I'm thinking about lunching
I'm thinking about cookies and pies
And since there's no pie there's no crab so...
[Chorus: Young Vein & Uncle Bill]
I saw titties on my vacation
Saw my nuts thought they was raisins
Name on Xbox is LeeroyJenkins
I keep stroking to different faces
McDonough's nuts could fill a lobby!
Cory gets hard when he sees Bobby!
He then jacks off at Blu Wasabi!
It's turned into a f**ing hobby!
He jacks off at Blu Wasabi!
[Verse 2: Thor]
Ahah you know what we coming about!
We coming about this b**h now!
Hahoo! Yehuhoo! Yeah! Whoo!
Alright we dropping we dropping
I'm big! I'm strong!
f**ed her in my thong!
Master of the pong
Tom and Jerry give me the bong!
Damn sally scramble
f**ed her like a mammal
Boulder balls, Niagra falls
Elton John ain't got sh** on me!
[Verse 3: SNVKE]
Uh
We gon' drop on this sh** right now
(?) The squirrels with the boon tits
Don't forget the realest
f**ing, Jud H***rege
A corn cob pipe and a bu*ton nose
I'm f**ing this b**h with a flock of two hoes
Chris be getting strong with a dil*o and a bong
Short shorts, nice clothes, k**ing b**h (?)
Put things up my a**; Cats, rats and bats
Nuts weigh a ton, veins the size of the gulf
Talking 'bout McDonough cause he's always f**ing gone
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Like it's coming from the Marriot
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Bend it over slap that a**
Make that b**h sound like the zoo
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[Chorus: Young Vein & Uncle Bill]
I saw titties on my vacation
Saw my nuts thought they was raisins
Name on Xbox is LeeroyJenkins
I keep stroking to different faces
McDonough's nuts could fill a lobby!
Cory gets hard when he sees Bobby!
He then jacks off at Blu Wasabi!
It's turned into a f**ing hobby!
He jacks off at Blu Wasabi!
[Verse 4: Uncle Will & Uncle Bill]
Uncle Bill ain't here b**h, he's gone off to 'nam
Every time I've rapped it's been a f**ing time-bomb
When I speak it sounds like Kanye went and f**ing shat
I'm used to doing freestyles
Welcome to my trap
So Cory!
Please tell me!
Will you s** my iron dick?!
Because I really can promise
That "you're never gonna believe this"!
I took your
Shamoo toy
And f**ed it till it popped!
My dick is so hard
It needs to wear a damn sock!
There's a (devil spawn)
That I talked to for
One
Damn
Month!
But she couldn't stay committed
s**ed his dick like a c*nt!
But you see, I don't mind
I think it's quite hot
That this girl I now love will gladly take a
Cum-shot
Now that we've settled that
I think it's time to clear the air
Chris I f**ed your Aunt Bertha
And she's got some
Wear and tear!
Now back to the main issue
I don't mean to run my mouth
But you see it's so damn easy
When yours is a f**ing house
And yes, I mean you (YG Laughing)
[Chorus: Young Vein & Uncle Bill]
I saw titties on my vacation
Saw my nuts thought they was raisins
Name on Xbox is LeeroyJenkins
I keep stroking to different faces
GREG P*TTS
McDonough's nuts could fill a lobby!
Cory gets hard when he sees Bobby!
He then jacks off at Blu Wasabi!
It's turned into a f**ing hobby!
He jacks off at Blu Wasabi!