"Only the best for the Captain's table!"
I used to have a skateboard, but I couldn't proper gnarly
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
Then I had a Vespa – That thing blew up down College Road
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
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Away, haul away, haul away – Walk me through the car wash
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
Away, haul away, haul away – Think I've lost me marbles
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
I used to have a Bedford van, that got nicked one winter's night
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
Then I had a Renault - Turned out it was a piece of sh**e
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
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Louis was the King of France, before the Revolution
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
Then he had his head chopped off – It spoiled his constitution
Away, haul away, haul away Joe
Chorus