Oh, the end will not be Glamorous or exciting There will be no Mad Max or Omega Man... Just a boring wait As the poisons saturate our state From head to toe, the fish DNA will go Oh, the end will not be... That toxic residue As a gift from me to you Microwave emissions That will leave us all dribbling Oh, the end will not be... But our brains will curdle and Our muscles putrefy It's not an aesthetically Pleasing way to die Oh, the end will not be...
As our homes sink into The universal stink My message will be forgotten As our bones hit the bottom Oh the end will not be... A fitting but smelly grave and A home for all the brave T.V. drones and Their cellular phones Oh, the end will not be Glamorous or exciting It will bare no resemblance To the product advertised No batteries included Pay double of you still deluded For this my friend... This is the end...