Everyone knows that Blackbeard's the best
There's nothing more to say
But I hear there's this new bloke around, by the name of Kenway
He's always hiding in his white hood with his girly hair and crap
But I'm still the baddest pirate around
'Cause I've got this treasure map
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
They call me Eddie Kenway, man
I'm the scourge of the land and sea
Got flowing hair, some sharp-a** blades
And maybe a little scurvy
Don't got a stupid peg leg
Or a dumba** hook for a hand
But I'll shove my blowgun up your a**
If you mess with my pirate band
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got lovely hair, you can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls sittin' on my lap
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting booty with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pa**
Kissing those s**y wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are b**hes
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
Boarding your ship to pillage and k**
Don't even need it I just love to steal
All the ladies love me 'cause I'm a big pimp
Hope the don't smell me 'cause I stink like ship
Eating oranges to prevent scurvy
Dammit now it's gonna hurt when I pee
You can never blame me for grabbin' your chick
'Cause most my life's surrounded be dick
I'll grab my musket
And I bust it
Got a bada** beard
You can't touch it
I steal maps
Don't give craps
Got pretty girls
And I'm sitting on their laps
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting booty with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pa**
Kissing those s**y wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are b**hes
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
Well, I guess it's time for the two of us to brawl
Time to settle who's the baddest pirate once and for freakin' all
I wake up ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Don't give a f** ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Love to drink ('Cause I'm a pirate)
I stink ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Don't shower ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Make b**hes cower ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Gettin' booty ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Takin' doodies ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Eat rotten beef ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Lost all my teeth ('Cause I'm a pirate)
Far from home ('Cause I'm a pirate)
All alone
'Cause I'm a pirate
Living my life all high on the seven seas
I'm a pirate
Getting booty with the cuties 'cause I do what I please
Four guns I blast
Slash throats as I pa**
Kissing those s**y wenches
Because I'm a freakin' pirate, dude
And the rest of ya'll are b**hes
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free
Yo ho, yo ho
A pirate's life for me
Yo ho, yo ho
Murderin' fools for free