We started the party with the best of friends
And you think the fun never ends
We used to be tight like brothers
By the end we want to murder each other
Remind me again what the hell's your name
No one put "Samus" in the title of your game
Nice skin tight suit
Where is your pole?
Might make your dough
Without a camel toe
Blonde hair and blue eyes
Don't from your true size
Like iggy is without sk**s or cla**
But you'll never be a rapper with a flat-a** a**
My a** may be flat
But don't get caught
You need an outfit switch, b**h
You're looking nerdy and fat
I'm feeling s**ually hara**ed
By the brown streak on your a**
Blast your a** back to the 80s
When you were relevant last
Haha, no one's gonna admit but it's plain to see
You only got in the game
'Cause you give the best down B
Your fighting's weak and your moves are sh**
Players only choose you to stare at your tits
This ain't a beauty pageant
Ain't playing with dolls
It's about time to taste these Mega Man balls!
We started the party with the best of friends
And you think the fun never ends
We used to be tight like brothers
By the end we want to murder each other
Look at your cute face, man, I can't fight you
Your game's stupid simple
Only little kids like you
How can I fight someone I just wanna hug
Now, run along kid and go catch a bug
Let's get this over quick
I'm dirty- need a bath
Filled with all your blood
After I murder your a**
I'll start at the top
I hear the scalp tastes nice
Don't worry, blue eyes
I'll just try a little slice
Then after your head
Down to your fingers
Cobble them up, don't worry I won't linger
Using my scissors on your scrotum and balls
Snip, snippy, snip until a blood river falls
I love the fresh smell of blood on the gra**
Can't run away 'cause I'm way too fast
I'll light you on a fire and drench you in gas
I'll take a rusty knife
And shove it deep inside your a**
Villager defeated
I'm the king, this is my kingdom
So show respect!
'Cause you look to me like some stupid Tron reject
Oops, I leaked a video to TMZ last night
Of you making love to your arm cannon flashlight
Look up "sell out" in the dictionary and see Mario
Got your face on everything just like a Nintend-ho
Keep copies of your game in the bathroom
For when I need to wipe
Peach always gets kidnapped
Because you're too busy
Plumbing Luigi's pipe
You try to roll hard
Like your name is Donkey Kong
But through your girly-a** tights
We can see your tiny dong
We've been fighting for years
Don't need another player
Go run along with Sega
And be another failure
You're pedo-stached preening p**y
Plumbing f**ing prick
On the roster you're the reject that no one ever picks
It ain't my fault you're always losing your chick
Sorry
Your princess is in another castle
s**ing my dick
We started the party with the best of friends
And you think the fun never ends
We used to be tight like brothers
By the end we want to murder each other
We started the party with the best of friends
And you think the fun never ends
We used to be tight like brothers
By the end we want to murder each other