I bought this turban at a garage sale,
and ever since then I've been an alpha male
There's just something ladies love
about a big, s**y turban
Someone better hose me down
'Cause I'm so hot, I'm burnin'
Sex Turban,
It's a magical s**ual hat
Sex Turban
I wouldn't be caught dead in that
Sex Turban
You put it on and all the ladies wanna s** ya
Sex Turban
Alright, fine. Do you have an extra?
Not everybody knows
just how I get my hoes
Whoa! Sexist!
Not everybody knows
how to respectfully pursue a woman
That's better.
If you wanna get a lady in your bed
put a s** turban on your head
Sex Turban,
It's a turban made of s**
Sex Turban
My ancestors were oppressed!
Sex Turban
No girl has ever touched me there
Sex Turban
Oh, Ian, can I taste your hair?
At first I didn't think
the turban magic was real
and now I'm covered in ladies
trying to cop a feel
It was cool at first
but now I'm feeling hara**ed
so now I'm gonna take it off
so they stop groping my a**!
Sex Turban,
It's a s** hat made of cloth
Sex Turban
You can never take it off!
Wait! What?
d**h Turban
If you take it off you'll die
Dude, what the f**?
d**h Turban
Just keep it on, don't ask why