Hey everybody!
Don't you love Christmas?
I know I do!
Hey everybody
Hanging out just for this Christmastime
Hanging out for Christmas
Oh Yeah!
I love my Grandma!
She is very awesome
Wait...Grandma.
No, Get out o-
Oh No, Grandma!
Grandma just got hit by a reindeer
Oh no...
She appears to be in a coma.
Grandma!
Won't you wake up, Grandma?
Grandma won't be here for Christmas
And I don't know when she's gonna be back
She has a huge laceration on her face
I still love Christmas though because
I don't get any crap.
I get a bunch of expensive presents.
So, f** off Grandma.
All she gets me is socks.
So, I don't really care about her.
She smells funny too.
And I love Christmas because
I put rocks in snowballs
And k** people with them
Bye everybody!
And merry Christmas!
Grandma I hope you come out of the coma sometime.
I love b**bs.