[Verse 1] I said to my feet "Don't just lay there and sleep, get up from that bed, make something good of this day" And I said to my hands "Now go make some friends, you touch the remote more than your lover" [Chorus] But I'm as low as low can be And I just go home and watch TV I wish that I could smoke some weed But it makes me way too deep Seems like nothing works on me This February [Verse 2] And I said to my abs To my one only ab "Now go hit the gym and multiply yourself"
But everything just seems so boring We all go to work like we're zombies And on the subway we stand on each other's feet On drowsy grey mornings after taking sleeping pills [Chorus] But I'm as low as low can be And I just go home and watch TV I wish that I could smoke some weed But it makes me way too deep Seems like nothing works on me This February [Ending] Seems like nothing works on me This February