It's been some time since I heard you say
"f** off, you f**ing scumbag, give me my life back and let the dog in on your way out."
I try to focus on what I want to say
But my four sentence diatribes turn into jumbled lies
Can't I be like Mush Mouth and bullsh** my way through?
If only every day could be a day for me and no one else
Can't I do anything to make you want me?
Why can't I make plans and be a real man?
We'd play Parcheeze like psychopaths
I'm not as stupid or f**ed up as you think
I'd be around all the time
But you'd just throw me aside
I'd rather go home alone
It won't be like this for long