He cried the way I finally cried
A week after my grandpa died
A week after my grandpa died;
We buried him out beside his wife
We buried him out beside his wife!
Jesus, I said: Whats the matter?
You have plenty of money to buy
Everything in this silver store.
Thats not it at all, He said:
Thats not it at all, at all, at all
I made a mistake: I told everyone
That I love them equally;
That theyre all the same to me.
What a foolish thing to do:
Boy, it shows how little I know you.
I should have made my book exclusive and
Only sold in SoHo stores -
Bouncers at the golden doors;
Then a great big line would form -
A bigger line than heavens had for years
Open arms dont sell well these days:
Why you worship scarcity
Is such an awful mystery;
It looks like Dad made way too many
It looks like Dad made way too many keys