(Intro)
[Sampled audio]
"Leonard...if Hartman comes in here and catches us...we'll both be in a world of sh**."
"...I AM...IN A WORLD...OF sh*t..."
[Verse 1: Dratchface]
I rap asthmatically
Haphazardly slap beats together so the melodies be clashin' mathematically
This crap badgers me, Dratch and Sloth a swagtastic menagerie
(Apt to be droppin' Philistines with a**es' teeth)
Bad MC's droppin catastrophic rap calamities
Cracka please, I spit it with irrational savagery
The ba*tard C.C. has to be rapidly covering up
The fact that he's a hack and his tunes lack any pageantry
MC's get served secretly like George Lazenby
As I casually battle sadsacks after a bag of trees
Pa**es affably through these black lungs
That's how I attack blunts, panache of a rapper at his apogee
Yakkin' a rhapsody, tactfully causin' rappers agony
Painting a verbal tapestry, 'bating o'er her anatomy on a Saturday
Can it be? Dratch conceived another masterpiece?
It has to be, cause carnage like Cletus Ca**idy
Hackin' up raps nastily, making his disses tacitly
Legally, it's battery
(He beat the sh** outta me!)
[Sampled audio]
"We'll both be in a world of sh**"
[Verse 2: Dratchface]
I'm here to tell you bout the Smooth new sound
Photosynthetic hip-hop shoots roots through the ground
I'm hopin' y'all overlook the fact that I got worse hooks than Newtown
But who's but to shootin' down this Jew clown?
Dratch a randy, scandalous, camp, dandy fine fellow
Known to blow boomboxes like Danny Aiello
Hits the water pipe so that he can rhyme mellow
Y'all thrash air guitars while Dratch mimes the cello
Turns MC's a kind of lemon lime yellow and green
I'll give you pancreatic cancer with these melodies