I'm so f**ed up!
Let's have a party at my place and have way too much to drink
(So f**ed up!)
We'll mix lunch with Everclear punch, and we can throw up in the sink
(So f**ed up!)
And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse
'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse
And I'm so f**ed up that I can't see
So f**ed up that I can't think
So f**ed up, so what'll it be?
'Cause we've got it all... drink, drink, drink!
Cheap scotch and drive-in food made an a**hole outta me
(So f**ed up!)
It was almost dawn; I did a technicolor yawn on the hood of my dad's MG
(So f**ed up!)
And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse
'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse
And I'm so f**ed up that I can't speak
So f**ed up and sick to boot
So f**ed up, my stomach's weak
So where's the john... puke, puke, puke!
And all I need is a reason, just gimme some excuse
'Cause all I need is a reason and a substance to abuse
And I'm so f**ed, my guts are churnin'
So f**ed up, my heart has sunk
So f**ed up, my head is burnin'
But I can't stop... drink, drank, drunk!