Don't tell me Don't tempt me I'll drink 'till the bottles' empty I'm not in denial, so don't put my life on trial I never asked for your opinion I never asked for your advice You think I'm unable To set my drink down on the table I hoard it, I guard it But dammit I'm the one who bought it So I don't wanna hear your sermon You're only preaching to the choir Nobody's paying you to think So shut up and pour me a drink Stop pointing your finger I never said I was a social drinker Don't tell me, Don't tempt me Don't break it to me gently If you don't ask me stupid questions I'll never tell you stupid lies Nobody's telling you to think So shut up and pour me a drink
I'm not some red-nosed cartoon Thrown out of every barroom It's not some nasty habit So don't lock your liquor cabinet If I start missing work And acting like a total jerk Then you can say anything you want Your party's distended But I'll be the last one standing I'll win by attrition Praise the lord and pa** the ammunition You think I've got a drinking problem? I think I do it pretty well! And anyway... Nobody's paying you to think So shut up and pour me a drink Just shut up and pour me a drink Nobody's paying you to think So just shut up and pour me a drink Ohhhh Just shut up and pour me a drink