[Intro]
Do you mind?
You bit my nose
[Chorus 1]
He's got a plumb mop
He's got a moptop
He's got a plumb mop
He's got a moptop
[Verse 1]
I'm sick of what?
I'll tell you for a note
I say I'm f**ing sorry to the catalogue vote
Having to be a bit nothing inclined
When all I really wanted was to bat around blind
These pleasantries and intelligence are no real match for the spoon and [?]
Are they all shops and tired minds?
[Pre-Chorus]
I think before I say it better be in line
I think before I say it better be in line
I think before I say I let the words slip by
I think before I say it better be in line
I think before I say I let the words slip by
[Chorus 1]
He's got a plumb mop
He's got a moptop
He's got a plumb mop
He's got a moptop
[Verse 2]
I feel like I'm not gonna cope
The game is
[?]
Reminds me of a time when we were little kids
Reminds of a time when the coast was clear
But now it's me, balls in 'jamas
I float around, oh dear
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
[Pre-Chorus]
I think before I say it better be in line
I think before I say it better be in line
I think before I say I let the words slip by
I think before I say it better be in line
I think before I say I let the words slip by
[Chorus 2]
He's got a plumb mop
He's got a muffs chuffs
He's got a plumb mop
He's got a moptop
I think before I say it better be in line
I think before I say I let the words slip by
I think before I say it better be in line
I think before I say I let the words slip by
[Outro]
He's got a plumb mop
He's got a moptop
He's got a plumb mop
He's got a MOPTOP!