Hate to say this
But you little kids
Been asking for it
The big hit
So, you little f**ing hoes
Here we go!
Why should I care?
It's not like I'm gonna share
Anything with him
I'd rather be with Tim or Kim
I'm only calling out Malcolm
But you're probably askin' "How come?"
Hey Hey Hey
I heard everybody say
That you were gay
Oh wait, you a f**in' stray
Go hit the f**in' hay
Everybody called me stupid
At least I'm no co*ks**ing Cupid
Everybody called you a n***a
Because you touched a cigga
Hey hey hey little Jay
I've heard that you've been hittin up on May
But she doesn't like no gay
So she's been hitting up on me
She ratha have moi
Than some f**boi
And I've been like "He he he"
And she's been like "We we we"
I'm sorry, I've been having to break it to you
But you've been asking who
She's hitting up on
Well b**h, you've got PWNed
Like that f**ed up Honda
I stole yo sunda and yo thunda
So, little brats
You like that rat rap?
If you didn't
You couldn't win it
And if you did
You probably hid
Under that hood
For good
For no food
Oh well
Go burn in hell
I'll be like "Ha Ha Ha" at you truckers
Now See Ya motherf**ers in another life
When we all got each otha a wife
That's a happy b**h
And a nice hitch
For the fun stuff
If you're as tuff
As MuscleMan
When he swings a mighty hand
In poker
And when he's not a joka
I placed an ace
In his face
And that got me 999
And it'll be mine mine mine
To go dine dine dine
At IHOP
And I'll go IHOP on you
For your dumba**
Bro who f**ed up my ba**
And I'll f** up your b**h
If he does another hitch like that
I'm sure you're asking why
He even came by
Well, he stole my sh**
And I swung a nice hit
On his pretty little face
And now he's with Ace
Now f'real farewell
And go burn in hell...