Watch a horror movie right there on my TV Horror movie right there on my TV Horror movie right there on my TV Shockin' me right outa my brain It's bound to get ya in Get right under your skin Hit you right on the chin - oh yeah It's bound to be a thriller It's bound to be a chiller It's bound to be a k**er - oh yeah The planes are a-crashin The cars are a-smashin The cops are a-bashin - oh yeah The kids are a-fightin The fires are a-lightin The dogs are a-bitin - oh yeah You think it's just a movie on silver screen
And they're all actors and fake old scenes Maybe you don't care who's gonna lose or win Listen to this and I'll tell you somethin' It's a horror movie right there on my TV Horror movie right there on my TV Horror movie and it's blown a fuse Horror movie, it's the six-thirty news The public's waitin For the k**in and the hatin Switch on the station - oh yeah They do a lotta sellin Between the firin and the yellin And you believe in what they're tellin - oh yeah