Before I crammed in through the door she was dressing
I took the who*e in the bedroom
I poked a fork in her flesh and the hooker started to yell
So I knocked her out, and in no
More than a second my co*k was out and the little guy was hard as a nail
I stuck my fishdick in her like I'm on tour with Led Zeppelin
She's pleading my penis is a tampon absorbing the wetness
She must do p**n how she's spreading like a contortionist stretching
Then I popped a bottle of wine and shoved the cork in her rectum
f** a gla**, I'm pouring the beverage into her a**
And she's asking why I'm using these tortuous methods
I told her it's a form of expression, plus I hate women
I guess you can say that I'm sort of a s**ist
I'm porkin her, forcing it into her adorable orifice and it's growing
There's a forward progression towards her intestines
And since I don't believe in abortion unless the source of the pregnancy is not wanted I tried to stop cumming
Her clothes were torn she was begging the Lord for a blessing I took her to the floor and was steppin on her poor little head but she couldn't talk because my forces were pressing with too much force on her neck and her vocal cords and her breath was cut off
(Rest in peace)
Looking back, of course I regret it it was an unfortunate d**h but at LEAST I got my nut off
But she's not looking too good her corpse is a mess it's bloody and broken but I bet she's looking gorgeous in heaven