See this what we gon' do ya'll
Recap thetwo double-O two ya'll
R. Kelly got caught whildin'
He sold more s** videos than he did albums
A lot of ya'll went down fam
Y'all did some dumb stuff with Soundscan
The industry did Micheal Jackson greasy
Brandy wasn't selling so she put her pregnancy on TV
Cash Money refused to flop
Baby said 'F it man I'm taking Juvenille's spot
Christina Ag she turned into a s*ut piece
For her record to sell she let out all of her bu*t cheeks
Rap girls take a lesson from that
Cause nobody remembers the girl that made My Neck and My Back
And hip-hop was at it again
Suge came home and Slick Rick went back in
Man y'all took it to the streets again
But this year a lot of y'all called beef again
JD and Dre started off dissin'
And then they stopped when they figured out that nobody was listenin'
Then the IRS hauled JD's cash off
Dre probably in Cali now, laughing his a** off
By now don't nothing amaze me
And in the middle of the summer man Nas went crazy
He was like I got power how they gonna play me
All ya'll wack and yes I was gonna lynch Jay-Z
I guess he figured ya'll ain't gonna punk me
Admitted to Payola and put Flex on front street
And flex almost got banned when he saw Steph Lova he tried to speak with his hands
And Steph thugged him like 'I ain't bout to get played'
She drove straight to the presinct like I'm bout to get payed
P.Diddy kept cruisin
You wouldn't think half of the year he didn't even have distribution
Y'all can front like y'all don't care
But this year goddamn man Diddy was everywhere
And designers made double
We gotta bury Burberry we can't wear that no more
And jerseys is next on the list
Ya'll was wearing throwbacks of players that don't even exist
Shot out to Clipse they kept it on time
And hardest record of the year that would have to be "Grindin"
And Em became the Elvis of rapping
Justin tried to do it with black music- ehhhh didn't happen
Man this year was a trip
And J.Lo and Ben will be over by the time y'all hear this
War time Bush wanted action but we was to busy worryin' about what Missy was saying backwards
Snoop stopped smoking indo
Micheal Jackson put his baby out the window
Hot whip, the Escalade, I know you want one
The get back at the industry award goes to Cam'ron
Oh boy was huge Dame gave him the VP and forgot to tell Jay-Z
You know what's more wild?
I watched 3LW grow up and turn into Destiny's Child
And that wasn't expected them broads lost one member and couldn't sell one record
Scarface made a cla**ic, Mike Tyson got his a** kicked
A lot of rapper's kept faking, Beyonce did alot of datin'
Kelly rushed her album off a joint with Nelly
And got the same results that Hype got when he made Belly
She still look hot half the time
Funniest video of the year, well that would have to be mine
Production- my man's and them got down
That would be the Neptunes they got that hands down
By the rules you gotta play, and I swear that BET got stock in B2K
But that's another conversation
And Tweet know damn well that "Oops" was about masturbation
"Best of Both Worlds" was sloppy- but damn, it still sold a million copies
If I was Hov I'da told R. it's okay to cut
But do you know how much tour money that you just messed up
Man this year was still gully
And 50, 50 came back like muhf****
Still beefin with Ja and Gotti
They coulda chose Johnny, Ricky or Ralph man, why they choose Bobby
What's left to say? R.I.P to Left Eye Lopez and Jam Master Jay
And that's it for me, this Sk**z I'll see ya'll in the two double-O three