Suraj:
I remember this girl I liked in like 5th grade
Now she's out doing H with guys who like bu*trape
I remember this kid I used to smoke with
Now he's chillin in rehab getting off amphets
I remember when I used to watch The Office
Everything was good and girls had the small tits
Before all the estrogen kicked in
I swear all I was looking at was her lips
And take me back to that place
Before everyone asked each other if they blaze
And before I was driving drunk past curfew
Before I lost all of my youthful looking virtue
And now I'm watching Little Bill at the corner of a party
But that's only cause I don't get girls and I miss Cosby
Do I miss the old days? Yeah I'm sorry
I just want to McFly out of here like Doc and Marty
I wish I could Goh Goh in a Van when it's starry
I wish I could cuddle with a girl and watch some movies
But all them freaky cause Lester taught them beauty
But that sh**'s not American
Neither are the Coens, shout out to Llewin
I don't know man, I'm just confused
I miss all the girls and boys who didn't drug abuse
And that's prolly the most hypocritical thing but when I wrote it I thought I sounded like a lyrical king
But really all I am is a satirical fling
And now I'm self deprecating I need some compliments I'm
Fishing I wish
It was a few years ago, by the way if you remember me
Give me a ring
Matthew Pt. 2:
[Matthew will do this soon]
Suraj:
So much has happened since then
More than Jim and Pam f**ed
I got weirder and took more d** like Creed in a truck
But ironically I didn't become more manly
I just gained weight and became like Stanley
Obviously I have to make The Office references
Otherwise this beat wouldn't make sense for sh** yo
I'm high as f** right now
If I was a little younger, I would be yelling at me I would shout
I would say get back to watching Drake and Josh
Oh yeah I forget to tell you, I met Drake Bell, he ain't so posh
But yeah anyways
[Suraj will finish soon]