(EARTH ANGEL CHORUS)
SJ-RAJ:'THAT IS NOT MY JOB'
Haha
'I'M LAUGHING BUT NOTHING'S FUNNY'
SJ-RAJ:
YO MATTHEW YOU'RE THE DOG FAM REAL MAN, UH
I"M OUT HERE CRACKERING b*tchES LIKE GRAHAM OR GRAMMAR
OR MORE LIKE HEATHER GRAHAM BREASTFEEDIN CARLOS
I'M FEELING SOME EQUIS DOS
THE MOST INTERESTING MAN PROLLY MORE ROMANTIC THAN PETER VAN DAAN
DAMN I'M FEELING MORE MILKY LIKE SEAN AND VAN SANT
IMMA HIT UP MY DISP AND GET WEED WAX
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DAB SO I'LL JUST TRIP ON SAN
PEDRO CACTIS PLANTS AND THEN GET INSIDE OF EME ZEKESTER'S PANTS
AND GET REALLY GAY LIKE DURAN DURAN
AND BREAK A FOOT OR SOMETHING LIKE KEVIN DURANT
'OUCHIE'
I DON'T EVEN WATCH SPORTS JUST A FAMILY MAN
I'M IM A LITTLE BROWN BOY WITH DEPRESSING ASS RANTS
I'M A LITTLE BROWN BOY WITH LOTS OF PLANS
I'M A BIG BROWN BOY AND I'M ROAMING IN FRANCE
EME:'MARGAUX FALCON'
SJ-RAJ:
(EARTH ANGEL CHORUS)
'WILL YOU BE MY BABY GIRL'
'SHAWTY WANNA fu*k SHAWTY WANNA DO SOME NETFLIX AND CHILLIN
EME: UH YO
SJ-RAJ:
I'M PICKING UP WHERE I LEFT OFF, I'M FEELING FINE
IT ONLY TOOK LEXAPRO AND XANAX TO MAKE ME SHINE
I'M ALWAYS DRUGGED UP AND SNORTING MY LINES
MAN 80 A GRAM THOSE PRICES MUST BE A CRIME
BUT c**aine ALL IT DOES IS SOBER ME UP LIKE okay
I GOT A bo*er AND IMMA USE IT TO f** steak
BECAUSE I LIKE RED MEAT ON MY DICK
THE ONLY ADAM SANDLER MOVIE I WATCH IS "CLICK"
I LIKE TO GO ON TANGENTS BECAUSE MY LYRICS ARE sh*t
THE ONLY REASON I SAY MY LYRICS ARE sh*t ARE TO SEEM LIKE AN HONEST KID
BUT HONESTLY I'M MORE FAKE THAN BRUCE JENNER'S TITS
'CAITLYN'
EME:
EARTH ANGEL
BROWN HAIR TANGLED ALL UP IN MY SHEETS
PISSING IN SPURTS OH fu*k OH WAIT THAT AIN'T PEE
NEVER FOUND A BETTER BROTHER LIKE SJ
WITH NO PAY
HEY
DICK
GAY
OBEY! THIS ANGEL OF WORDPLAY!
COPPED A FEW NEW NIKES JUST KIDDING I AIN'T NO BLACK
SJ-RAJ: 'ni**a'
EME: BEST YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS CAUSE I AIN'T NO FREDDIE MAC AND YO
fu*k ALL THE FAKIES TRYNA MAKE BANGING
CAUSE NOW I'M ON THE MIC I'LL LEAVE YOUR HEADPIECE HANGING
'WU TANG'
SJ-RAJ: HANGIN!
EME: YO IF I LOVED YOU ALL OF THE TIME
THEN WHY DON'T I LOOK FINE WHEN I'M ALWAYS EATING LEAN
SJ-RAJ: 'SIZZURP!'
EME: AND YOU NEED TO JUST SIT THE fu*k DOWN AND DROWN YOU HOUND
IM BOUND TO STOP, DROP, AND ROLL AROUND AND WITH IT LIKE NOEL GALLAG-
HER
WITH A SPIKED BAT IS LIKE ME WITHOUT SOME DIRTY JOKE OR HOAX TO LAUGH AT
YA fu*kING CAT
BUT I'M STILL THE BIGGEST JEWEL IN MY CROWN
THANK GOD I'M NOT FOOLING AROUND LIKE JACKSON BROWNE
YOU HEAR THAT SOUND?
GARETSON, OR GARRISON INTO THE BUILDING
WRITE HOOKS WHILE I PAY FOR LEAN
FIFTY POUNDS OF A SCHILLING
SJ-RAJ: 'HE ADDICTED!
EME: CURT/KURT GO BANG
HIS BRAINS FLEW AND HANGED BILL COSBY'S WANG
ANG IN MANG
AND NOW LET'S SANG
(EARTH ANGEL CHORUS)
SJ-RAJ: ALL THE TIME!
YO WHERE FREDERICK DOUGLASS AT??
EME: MERP
THE DOPASIANS: (LAUGHTER)
- PS WRITTEN BY SECRET ADMIRER