I was kicking it having myself a brew
The cover band was playing some Motley Crue (Girls girls girls)
Then I saw her woo I saw her
She had a body as sweet as a Mountain Dew
I saw her walking near
Then my hand brushed on her rear
I touched her a**
And it felt like heaven
I touched her a**
And now I'll never be the same again
She said it was no accident
I soon found out exactly what she meant
Then she kissed me woo she kissed me
She tasted like whiskey with a touch of peppermint
She was acting like a s*ut
But my hand was on her bu*t
I touched her a**
And it felt like heaven
I touched her a**
And now I'll never be the same again
I touched her a**
And it felt like heaven
I touched her a**
And now I'll never be the same again
She took my hand and we walked to the door
Dropped the car keys on the floor
Bent down to grab them and boy what a sight
I won't be going home tonight
Boy was I surprised
When she asked me to come inside
I touched her a**
And it felt like heaven
I touched her a**
And now I'll never be the same again
I touched her a**
And it felt like heaven
I touched her a**
And now I'll never be the same again
I touched her a**
I touched her a**
I touched her a**
I touched her a**