I'm a big, fat liar, but I know
These old folks, they move way too slow
To live like that is just a waste of time
But to be done for them bottle of Jack
That's all I need, I won't ever come back
I could never walk that straight ol' line
That straight ol' line
That straight ol' line
I could never walk that straight ol' line
Got the top down on the open road
Now, baby, inside it'll all be cool
These are the only things that I call mine
I don't need authority
Or sparkling personality
And I could never walk that straight ol' line
Watch me walk, now