We're all alone on the stage tonight
We've been told, we're not afraid of you
We know all our lines so well, ah-ha
We've said them so many times
Time and time again, line and line againOoh yeah, you're amazing
We think you're incredible
You say we're fantastic
But still we don't head the billWow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
Unbelievable
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
UnbelievableWhen the actor reaches his d**h
You know it's not for real, he just holds his breath
But he always dives too soon, too fast to save himself
He'll never make the screen
He'll never make "The Sweeney", be that movie queen
He's too busy hitting the vaselineOoh yeah, you're amazing
We think you are really cool
We'd give you a part my love
But you'd have to play the foolWow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
Unbelievable
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow
UnbelievableWe're all alone on the stage tonight
We're all alone on the stage tonight