In just three or four minutes guaranteed to end it
Let me be more uncomfortably specific
See i got a taekwondo special kick its
Really really hard and rebar i can bend it
Plus i can punch solid wood and cinder blocks
I'm a cross between a viking ship and kindergarten cops
Walk across your ashes until the cinder stops
I got crazy strategies and literary plots
And an x marks the spot pirate map i bought
Set a trap to make you trip across a string that i pulled taut
In your face its gonna hurt a lot
I got a special can of mace that's burning hot
And don't forget i got other special methods
Korean Ashton Kutcher cuz i punked your rice confection
I'm unexpected and i will unleash
A totally awesome super powerful release
Growl moon howling scary threat of a beast
Cuz i want to blow your mind like metta world peace