Don't interrupt me, man, I'm getting real impatient
She said, "Why don't you put that in one of
your stupid poems so I can hate it?"
I really want a physical copy of that statement
I never met anyone who wanted so badly to be hated
You're like ketamine
You get me so sedated
"And all those AA rhyme schemes, I know
they're all about me, and to be honest, Drew,
they're getting pretty mean."
Well, I'm good at avoiding things
And bleeding into the scenery
Like a drunk, trying to gain balance
I looked over and I saw your mattress
Tried to make it feel like a slow dance
Tried to make it feel like romance
I had another number written in the palm of my hand
Well, I'm just trying to be honest
Now you're calling me out on it
Now you're calling all my friends
Asking, "Where is Drew Thomson?"
Well, if they knew, they'd tell you
But what that really means is 'Get a clue'
Like a drunk, trying to gain balance
I looked over and I saw your mattress
Tried to make it seem like a slow dance
Tried to make it feel like romance
I saw a picture of your boyfriend on the nightstand