[Skit]
[Intro: tobythepriest]
It's me Toby, ha and I don't speak the Japanese either
I brought my friend along with me, yup
Yea
[Verse 1: tobythepriest]
Ayo I'm skating down Decatur with a GameBoy and a razor shooting lasers
And I'm asking where the b**hes went
Haven't showered so I'm smelly and the cops are gonna tell me
That I'm lame because I'm skating and I'm littering
Check my phone for the Pelicans' score, I think we're winning it
Handful of free CDs, but they ain't listening
Get up on the TV with Miley Cyrus and find a motherf**in' wrecking ball that I can hit her with
Rap's a bunch of simple sh**, crush it with my fingertips
Even when I'm singing sh**, you couldn't ever beat the kid
If you ever meet the kid, probably never speak again
Put a f**ing spell on you right before I eat your ribs
Now I bet you'll never scream again
Bout to take another stab at this rhyme scheme again, listen
I know the city and I know how to play, so you can flash me but you ain't getting beads for it
[Hook: tobythepriest]
Backflippin', back to Jack sippin'
Master rap kickin', fast to slap b**hes
Listen, and it goes a little something like dun dun da da-da-dum [2x]
[Verse 2: Hermi7 Khalfani]
Ay yo the priest just k**ed it
It's the hermit
7ARC! yo, check, look ay
Ay I'm a kendo master, don't puff no cigs, anti-tobacco
Got rhymes like dimes, causing Doom in every chapter
Disaster!
She head over heels and ankle fractures, I'm Casper
And moving like Pippen, you hustle backwards
I'm laughing, you nickel and dime n***as ain't trappin'
Been droppin' crack up in ya ears since moms was Catholic
And so I'm spittin' rhymes with the priest, this holy faction
This sake in my cup, don't sip lean that sh** for f*ggots
Oh, it's delicious
Herm moved barrels cross the pacific
Of moonshine, a crude guy getting all the commission
It's tradition to raise the steaks when in the kitchen
Get the kitten tender vittles, Tip taught me that riddle
Don't belittle--us locals but soon global contenders
You'll remember--my name
The meaning shown in December, watch your temper
Uhh
So watch your temper
[Hook: tobythepriest]