I would not try to break ties with me 'cause I'm the only man who will ever love you. You're plain as the wall, And ugly as the stool Where I rest my feet. And loyal as the dog Who wanders off To howl at the moon. But the girls at the Clip-n-Curl Are talking about a man With a rose in his coat With your name on the stem. They say he came in on the midnight train. They say he combs his hair with Vaseline. They say I've got horns growing out of my brain. They say he came and swept you off your feet.
And now he works downtown with his hands With dead fish on his fingers And your foul breath in his lungs. I wonder where he came from, And I wonder where you hide him And I wonder how you love him And I wonder where I'll find him. I would not try to break ties with me. The girls at the Clip-n-Curl, They're talking about a man With a rose in his coat With your name on the stem. They say someone came and swept him off his feet. They say he combed his hair with Vaseline.