[GEORGE I]
I took the throne of England
Just 'cause I was protestant
A German prince whose English stank
King George number one
[GEORGE II]
I like to argue, now that's clear
Especially with my father here
And when he died of diarrhoea
I fought with my son
[GEORGE III]
I broke records with my sixty year reign
[GEORGE VI]
And I broke the scales with my giant frame
[ALL]
Born to rule over you
King George
[GEORGE IV]
Four
[GEORGE III]
Three
[GEORGE I]
One
[GEORGE II]
And two
[ALL]
You had to do what we told you to
Just because our blood was blue
[GEORGE I]
I was a hunk, girls adored me
Ladies all swooned before me
They would do anything for me
Or I'd have their husbands k**ed
[GEORGE II]
Had a war with Prince Charles Bonnie
[GEORGE III]
Everyone said that I was f-f-funny
[GEORGE IV]
I spent everyone's money
[ALL]
Our subjects were not thrilled
[GEORGE I]
I was the sad one
[GEORGE II]
And I was the bad one
[GEORGE III]
I was the mad one
[GEORGE IV]
And I was the fat one
[ALL]
We were born to rule over you
Georges
[GEORGE I]
One
[GEORGE III]
Three
[GEORGE IV]
Four
[GEORGE II]
And two
[GEORGE III & IV]
England's kings
[GEORGE I & II]
Though we were German too
[GEORGE IV]
Him
[GEORGE I]
Then him
[GEORGE III]
Then me
[GEORGE I, II & III]
Then you
[GEORGE IV]
We were born
[GEORGE I, II & III]
Born to rule over you
[GEORGE IV]
Born to rule
[GEORGE I]
Gorged on fruit
Then I died on the loo
[GEORGE II]
People hated us
[ALL]
And we hated them too
[GEORGE III & IV]
Born to rule over you
[GEORGE I & II]
Born to rule over you
[GEORGE III]
Me, I was as batty as a bonkers kangaroo
[GEORGE IV]
Me, I would have been more at home in a zoo
[ALL]
And now our song is through
[GEORGE II]
Yeah...
[GEORGE I, II & IV]
Georges
[GEORGE III]
Banana